47×365, No. 64 - B.P.
You had a nasal voice, an oily face, a big nose, strong B.O., and a bland personality. But I couldn’t help grinning every time I saw you after my wide-eyed boyfriend accidentally walked in on you in the bathroom and reported back that, damn, you were “well-equipped.”
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Filed under 47x365 | Comment (0)Twitter Digest: My Tweets for 2008-07-02
- Hey, everyone, please say hi to my friend, @sharonhiggs, who just joined Twitter. She’s a sparkly little ray of smartass sunshine. :o) #
- @sharonhiggs Get to Tweeting, woman, time’s a wasting. :oP #
- @Knots lol — I hate to be nagged, so why do I try every new nagging tool that comes along? #
- @jmilikien Heh-heh. @sharonhiggs is a dutiful exerciser, but a great gal. I forgive her for her disgustingly healthy habits. #
- @Herbwoman @sharonhiggs is a good sport too; see how we decorated her cubicle when she got pinkeye: http://snurl.com/2sgd9 #
- @Herbwoman The hair! The flamey hair! FUN & perky ‘do. ;o) #
- @jmilikien Or punching IVRs. ;o) #
- @ninjapoodles You have some brass y’alls, and I like that about you. (Hate to hear it used for one person — what’s that, the royal y’all?) #
- @darar Only proper use of the phrase: “You can get all y’all’s coats off the bed and go home, ’cause the party’s over. My trailer’s rurnt.” #
- @ninjapoodles And one of my fave bloggers still spells it “ya’ll.” Oh, the shuddering! I have to admire her stubbornness, though. #
- @madpoet Critters.org isn’t bad. It’s sci-fi, horror, and fantasy oriented, though. What’s your genre? And are you looking for critiques? #
- @SarcasticMomLC Also, “Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.” #
- @madpoet Meh, they weren’t real motivators when I used them. The reciprocal crits were a big time suck too. Hmm … #
- @madpoet You looking for interactive environment, or just a site you can visit to get in the groove? I can point to the latter. #
- @Herbwoman :o) We still have the Giant Eye of Doom. It’s currently parked at my desk, glaring at me. #
- @Herbwoman Love it! My daughter was shocked I didn’t care that she wanted to do that. Hers currently has an acid green patch. :o) Cuuuute! #
- @madpoet I like rockyourday.com for general good peppy advice, zenhabits.net for productivity, but neither is writing specific. Pondering. #
- @madpoet I’m currently enamored of writingforward.com. Others I read: http://www.bloglines.com/public/cbahm (writing ones at the bottom). #
- @Maab Re your avatar: I’m trying desperately not to imagine where Kermit’s pierced. “Ain’t Easy Bein’ Green,” indeed. :o) #
- @toddw Nope, but I’ll check ‘em out. Thanks! :oD #
- @toddw LURVE your avatar! Mini-me fail whale! Have you seen the Twitter shirts at http://www.zazzle.com/failwhale ? #
- Just spotted Eve, the fail whale’s girlfriend. She’s had some “work” done. http://snurl.com/2sh5z #
- @madpoet No problem — enjoy! #
- Why do most Twitter avatars in the “followers” list fit into neat squares, while others are sprawling text links: Paid privilege or glitch? #
- @ninjapoodles Dig the trench; I’ll die on Y’all Hill with ya. If you brought a bottle of hooch with you, of course. I have my standards. #
- @SarcasticMomLC Lovely new avatar photo, by the way! #
- @CASizemore I wondered! Thanks. Here I wondered who had the Twitter juice. :o) #
- Gotta tuck in for the night, tweets — cya later! #
- haircut #
- I’m an idiot. Just thought I was searching my blog for haircuts. Instead, tweeted “haircut.” DUH. #
- I had a sad comment on my haircut post. The woman’s hubby was actually cruel, rather than just chilly like mine. He was “just being honest.” #
- I *loathe* it when manipulative people use “just being honest” as excuses to verbally club others. Makes me want to be their advocate. Grr. #
- Telling myself, “Don’t butt into other people’s relationships.” Asking myself, “Even when their spouse is a leaky douche?” “Yes, even then.” #
- Hmm. I think I’ll take my tantrum-y self to bed now! #
- @RhodesTer *stomping my feet, then blowing a kiss in your general direction* #
- @Maab Hmm. Since Kermit’s a froggy … I’m thinking it must be a tongue piercing. :oD #
- @coffeesister Morning, Dorian! How’s the coffee this morning? #
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We three cousins were so little we all fit in the tub together, and you started blowing fart bubbles. The more I gagged and waved my hands, the more you giggled. Soon there was a fat turd floating in the tub. I set speed records scrambling out.
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