47×365, No. 64 - B.P.

July 3rd, 2008

Click here for an explanation of this series.You had a nasal voice, an oily face, a big nose, strong B.O., and a bland personality. But I couldn’t help grinning every time I saw you after my wide-eyed boyfriend accidentally walked in on you in the bathroom and reported back that, damn, you were “well-equipped.”

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Twitter Digest: My Tweets for 2008-07-02

July 2nd, 2008
  • Hey, everyone, please say hi to my friend, @sharonhiggs, who just joined Twitter. She’s a sparkly little ray of smartass sunshine. :o) #
  • @sharonhiggs Get to Tweeting, woman, time’s a wasting. :oP #
  • @Knots lol — I hate to be nagged, so why do I try every new nagging tool that comes along? #
  • @jmilikien Heh-heh. @sharonhiggs is a dutiful exerciser, but a great gal. I forgive her for her disgustingly healthy habits. #
  • @Herbwoman @sharonhiggs is a good sport too; see how we decorated her cubicle when she got pinkeye: http://snurl.com/2sgd9 #
  • @Herbwoman The hair! The flamey hair! FUN & perky ‘do. ;o) #
  • @jmilikien Or punching IVRs. ;o) #
  • @ninjapoodles You have some brass y’alls, and I like that about you. (Hate to hear it used for one person — what’s that, the royal y’all?) #
  • @darar Only proper use of the phrase: “You can get all y’all’s coats off the bed and go home, ’cause the party’s over. My trailer’s rurnt.” #
  • @ninjapoodles And one of my fave bloggers still spells it “ya’ll.” Oh, the shuddering! I have to admire her stubbornness, though. #
  • @madpoet Critters.org isn’t bad. It’s sci-fi, horror, and fantasy oriented, though. What’s your genre? And are you looking for critiques? #
  • @SarcasticMomLC Also, “Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.” #
  • @madpoet Meh, they weren’t real motivators when I used them. The reciprocal crits were a big time suck too. Hmm … #
  • @madpoet You looking for interactive environment, or just a site you can visit to get in the groove? I can point to the latter. #
  • @Herbwoman :o) We still have the Giant Eye of Doom. It’s currently parked at my desk, glaring at me. #
  • @Herbwoman Love it! My daughter was shocked I didn’t care that she wanted to do that. Hers currently has an acid green patch. :o) Cuuuute! #
  • @madpoet I like rockyourday.com for general good peppy advice, zenhabits.net for productivity, but neither is writing specific. Pondering. #
  • @madpoet I’m currently enamored of writingforward.com. Others I read: http://www.bloglines.com/public/cbahm (writing ones at the bottom). #
  • @Maab Re your avatar: I’m trying desperately not to imagine where Kermit’s pierced. “Ain’t Easy Bein’ Green,” indeed. :o) #
  • @toddw Nope, but I’ll check ‘em out. Thanks! :oD #
  • @toddw LURVE your avatar! Mini-me fail whale! Have you seen the Twitter shirts at http://www.zazzle.com/failwhale ? #
  • Just spotted Eve, the fail whale’s girlfriend. She’s had some “work” done. http://snurl.com/2sh5z #
  • @madpoet No problem — enjoy! #
  • Why do most Twitter avatars in the “followers” list fit into neat squares, while others are sprawling text links: Paid privilege or glitch? #
  • @ninjapoodles Dig the trench; I’ll die on Y’all Hill with ya. If you brought a bottle of hooch with you, of course. I have my standards. #
  • @SarcasticMomLC Lovely new avatar photo, by the way! #
  • @CASizemore I wondered! Thanks. Here I wondered who had the Twitter juice. :o) #
  • Gotta tuck in for the night, tweets — cya later! #
  • haircut #
  • I’m an idiot. Just thought I was searching my blog for haircuts. Instead, tweeted “haircut.” DUH. #
  • I had a sad comment on my haircut post. The woman’s hubby was actually cruel, rather than just chilly like mine. He was “just being honest.” #
  • I *loathe* it when manipulative people use “just being honest” as excuses to verbally club others. Makes me want to be their advocate. Grr. #
  • Telling myself, “Don’t butt into other people’s relationships.” Asking myself, “Even when their spouse is a leaky douche?” “Yes, even then.” #
  • Hmm. I think I’ll take my tantrum-y self to bed now! #
  • @RhodesTer *stomping my feet, then blowing a kiss in your general direction* #
  • @Maab Hmm. Since Kermit’s a froggy … I’m thinking it must be a tongue piercing. :oD #
  • @coffeesister Morning, Dorian! How’s the coffee this morning? #

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47×365, No. 63 - Liz

July 2nd, 2008

Click here for an explanation of this series.We three cousins were so little we all fit in the tub together, and you started blowing fart bubbles. The more I gagged and waved my hands, the more you giggled. Soon there was a fat turd floating in the tub. I set speed records scrambling out.

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